damn, the fears really are everywhere.
wouldn't it be nice to have a little friend to help keep them at bay or keep you company while you sort through horrors and paperwork?
YES.
Statement of the internet's Oh! You Rebel Chief, regarding the something that can be done about that. Self-recorded.Statement begins:
hi, i'm june and i want to summon a ghoul for you
...well, okay, i want to crochet one for you, at least.Look. They're cute.
base pricing
a small ghoul is $10
a standard ghoul is $15
a large ghoul is $17
a REAL BIG ghoul is $20
(all prices are before shipping. shipping & handling will be paid by the buyer via paypal.)
ready to begin the ritual ?
to start your order, dm me on discord with the following:
★ ghoul (horns) OR ghoblin (no horns)
★ size (small, standard, large, or REAL BIG)
★ preferred yarn colour(s)
★ preferred eye colour (default is solid black)
★ number of eyes (up to 4 at no extra cost)
★ any character inspo/moodboard(s)
★ anything else you think may be helpful!
after confirmation of yarn selection and eye colour, i'll create a custom listing for you on my ko-fi shop and work on your infernal buddy will start as soon as base payment is received. (no alterations or refunds after confirmation of yarn and eye colours and base payment is received.)shipping will take place after i provide an estimate and you pay that cost via paypal. packages shipped within the continental us will be shipped via usps priority.
oh, now you're the expert on demon crafting?
well, lucky for you, the following add-ons are also available:
★ premium or custom yarn (additional charge)
★ more eyes (5+) to satisfy the ceaseless watcher (additional charge)★ full custom ghoul or ghoblin: message me with the color story, theme, ear shape, tail shape, accessories, etc that you may want, and I'll get back to you with a custom quote!★ i also offer commissions for hand-crocheted items, such as scarves and beanies. please message me for more information and examples! ★
any questions?
arrange physical copies of all albums and singles by the band ghost in the shape of a pentagram and leave a message with the first demon who answers - cross your fingers it's not B̷̪̄̓̈̃̏ͅͅę̴͇̐̈̇́̇̚l̶̫̩͑̀̑͋͆̇̌̐̋͊͠e̸̢͔̲̊͊̓̈́̄͊̀̈̓̈̔̕t̴̙̜̽̉́̓̆̾̓̓́̏̐̎͂̉ḩ̵̢̡̻̟̂͗͋̔͝͝.
(or just find me on my channel at arcon's artist alley and shoot me a dm!)